And I'm Not Even A MasterCard Holder

yesterday we received a summary of services from the hospital for the first er visit that was necessitated by the servere allergic reaction a couple weeks ago, so i thought in the spirit of those fabulous mastercard advertisements, here's a breakdown of our expenses:

generic benadryl purchased at the hospital pharmacy: $1.88
12 oz. bottle of dasani water: $2.00
two boxes of aveeno soothing oatmeal bath treatment: $15
two boxes of benadryl: $10
emergency services: $695.00
insurance co-pay: $100

being hive-free: priceless