Two Letters

from one side of the spectrum to the opposite, here are the two letters i penned today.

letter #1:

dear town & county:

congratulations on getting it right for the first time in three weeks. what a nice change it was to come home and actually see the trashcan in one piece and our recycle items picked up. i feel better knowing that i won't have to begin my letter campaign this week, followed by a petition, and regular rants to the city council. guess you decided you didn't want mob-infested deffenbaugh to retake the territory. good for you!

letter #2:

dear xxxx:

we both know it's not okay to impugne my character and expect that i will like it. or take it. and it's fine that you are not going to apologize because you don't think you're in the wrong. and it's fine if you don't want to talk to me because i don't want to talk to you either.

but if you are expecting me to cave or back down, you're going to waiting a long time and be massively disappointed. because for the record, your actions were unconscionable, unbecoming, and unprofessional.