What Will They Think Of Next

the people in my office have a serious addiction to coffee. as we're a large corporation, the company has opted not to provide free coffee, which doesn't effect me as i drink diet coke. every morning, one can. anyway, our food vendor added a small coffee machine that people could purchase a six-ounce (if that) cup of joe for like 25 cents. the machine had all kinds of coffee options, and even offered hot chocolate. then, the vending company added a second, fancier coffee machine with even more coffee choices. i found the whole thing hilarious until i think one of the coffee machines killed the ice machine and then i was pissed.

but i digress. and the ice machine got fixed. so they removed the second coffee machine and put in a pop-machine-sized coffee machine that actually says, "coffee diem: live the coffee." i have to say it's attracted quite a few takers.

thankfully, i'm immune to the java. now, if it was a sushi-machine, we would already be broke.