It's Always Good

after a tough day to take your frustrations out on your nemesis, the hated hedge. remember when you were little and you had dolls? okay, anything with fake hair will suffice. so you cut the hair, thinking you knew what you're doing, and you realize one side is uneven. you try to fix it, but you end up making it worse. until your doll is bald. yup, i hacked that shrub to shreds.

it's safe to say that i have no future in landscaping, lawn care, gardening, etc. which comes to no surprise as i am the scourge of the plantworld, having killed off anything that comes across my path. unfortunately, the hedge seems impervious to attacks. for now. [insert maniacal laughter here]