Of Course She Thinks Of Jezus As Her Husband

naturally britt on "8th & ocean," mtv's new series about models, is a die-hard, dyed-in-the-wool jesus freak. this is the same lam-o making kansans look like a bunch of hicks that don't know how to dance and call their mommies because they are homesick. i can never figure out why they can't find some reasonable bitch to represent us. one that isn't a religious zealot and attends "models for christ" services. and one with a backbone. is that so much to ask?