Dear Town & County: Part II

thank you once again making it a challenge to collect our one and only trashcan from your heinous fit of rage that sent the lid to one neighbor's driveway, and left the can upside down on the other neighbor's lawn, in the opposite direction. and not collecting the items in our recycle bin? nice.

so now that we are on week #2 of providing an obstacle course on putting the trashcan away, let me be clear. this is a path you do not want to continue. because one more week of having to go on a trek to put the two pieces together, well, hell hath no fury like a woman like me. we'll start out nice and slow with a weekly letter to the city. then a petition will follow. regular rants to the city council should put the nail in the coffin. and before you know it, you're out. and the mob-controlled deffenbaughs, will be collecting the cash. and our trash.