How I Love The Sleuth Channel

because they have the smarts and the balls to broadcast "miami vice" in all its pastel splendor, every night at 7:00 and 10:00 p.m. cst. where else can you enjoy the big hair, spandex, cigarette boats, and cheesy but great lines like, "i'm going to clear my desk of everything and spend the next six months making your life miserable."

james sonny crockett. hot and sassy. can it get any better? now, if only the freakin' sci fi channel would get off their lazy arses and stop showing crap like "python 5" or "attack of the giant ants" and give us what we really want--all the buck rodgers and battlestar galatica reruns (from the 80s, natch) as possible. is that so much to ask? is it?

apparently the losers at that station would rather show all the drek that dean cain, louis gossett jr., and lou diamond phillips ever made. it's a travesty people, a travesty!