I'm Heard That

it must be another sign of old age as i swear i'm hearing things. while getting ready this morning, i heard a plane fly over and it sounded just like the pulsar cannon from the battlestar galactica episode "gun on planet zero" where starbuck and apollo had to led a group of convicts up this mount everest like mountain fortress and destroy the weapon before it blows up the fleet. heavy. anyway, if you've seen the episode, you know the sound the cannon makes and that's the noise i heard. like i said, it could be i'm going bats early. real early.

then as i entered the elevator this morning, i heard this other door squeak and i swear it sounded like the weird chirp the velociraptor from the movie "jurassic park." thankfully, i only heard it once and then all the bizarro noises ceased.

which leads me to believe that either weird noises tend to be prevalent in the mornings or, more likely, i'm the only one who would relate the two sounds together (i'm leaning toward this explanation). i'm just wondering if now would be a good time to confess that i also talk to myself.