I Wish

that when someone nearly runs you off the road, even though you have the right of way that you had some kind of recourse other than steaming and/or screaming in car. for example, i wish you could record their license plate, look it up, and either write the loser a hate letter or report them to some kind of bad drivers bureau. the adorable one has the great idea that our cars should be outfitted with bumper fins and if someone really irks us, well, hit the button, and smoosh, they are out of the way.

now, that's exactly what i needed when a red pickup truck with the "thanxgdma" practically pushed me into the ditch. that and a missile launcher.