An Ode To Why I Don't Like Fall

while somewhat pretty, it's still hard to watch the leaves change color and ultimately fall off the trees, stripping them bare for what seems like eight months.

and because of the cooler weather, causing said leaves to fall of the trees, i'm stuck wearing these for what seems like eight months. ugh, i say. ugh.

which is exactly why, when the opportunity is right, we're moving to the land of summer, where hose is probably is probably an antiquated word. except for when referring to what you use to water your plants and lawn, or when discussing the size of your hubby's significant member. of course, i'm just talking in generalities here. really. 'cause i wouldn't wanna brag or anything. did i mention i don't like fall? yup, no doubt about it.