Things That Make Me Laugh

our admin who swears and carps about always being on time and staying the full day when in reality she's anywhere between 10 and 20 minutes late every day and leaves early. the thing is, we have to badge in and out of the building, so i have no idea of who she thinks she is fooling. shoot, i feel guilty if i scoot five minutes early, even though i'm at least 20 minutes early every day.

so, i have to print out a sales kit because hey, my boss asked me to. so there are several word files and since i'm mapped to a network printer, guess what? that's what i'm gonna use. i am not psychic and have no idea of who else is printing at the same time. yay, it surprises me to that i don't have esp--quite the shocker, eh? so, imagine my surprise when our it person, who i like, gets her underwear in a wad, cause i'm printing a bunch of documents at the same as her.

well you know what? boo hoo and too bad for her. jeez, last time i checked it was a network printer. and you know what else? you can bust my balls over a bunch of stuff, but using the network printer isn't one of them. get over it.