Over Rayed

remember when you were a little kid and had a bologna sandwich every day for lunch? yay, so i'm dating myself here, but it was the lunch meat of choice when i was going to grade school. naturally, by junior high, it was gauche to bring your lunch--anyone who was cool found a way to sneak off campus for fast food.

okay, i'm digressing again! the thing is, i got to a point where having a bologna sandwich was like the last thing i ever wanted. i totally overdosed on it as a youngster, and to this day, the mere thought of bologna makes my tummy twinge. with remorse, as i think i could have been a skinnier kid if i laid off lunch meat. bygones!

anyway, the way i figure it, rachel ray is the bologna of the foodnetwork.