Our Prayers Are With You Tuna

you can't really feel sorry for the tuna, bill parcells (head coach of the dallas cowboys for the unacquainted). the guy has won two superbowls and has made buckets of cash. but if he hasn't taken blood-pressure medication, he's gonna want to start. sadly, the team owner, jerry jones has paid the big money for the ultimate team-wrecker, terrible owens. we figure the cowboys will have a good-to-great year and then spiral out of control like last year's philadelphia eagles. all due to the poison pill that is t.o.

the hardest part about professional football, other than the short season, and the ridiculous salaries, is that professional athletes can behave like total yahoos and still get paid more money than you and i can shake a stick at. or ever see in a lifetime. or dream of making. whereas we have accountability in our jobs, to behave like professionals, those rules don't apply to people like terrible.

so good luck and best wishes tuna. we're with you in spirit. and we fully support you opening a can of whup ass on that overpaid pompass jerkweed.