Itchy Scratchy

i eagerly look forward to when i do not resemble a scaly lizard. due to our abnormally dry winter, i'm a gigantic ball of itch. i've told the adorable one we need to open a backscratching clinic. i swear it would be a hit because people always want their back scratched. we could also offer massage therapy, but i think offering something new that people would love (and pay for) would be awesome. so, who wants to be our first client?