Pencil Me In As A Gatecrasher

so i was reading pants the other day and noticed another meme is circulating the blog universe. because i am a newbie blogger, and because no one knows of me, i'm just gonna gatecrash here and answer the questions. i'm hesitant to tag anyone, as i never know how people will react, so if you read this blog and have your own, feel free to gatecrash along with me.

1. when was the last time you had sex?
what goes on in the bedroom stays in the bedroom. 'nuf said you nosy squirts.

2. how do you flush the toilet in public?
gingerly, with minimum contact as possible. this is followed by furious handwashing.

3. do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
hell yes. always have, always will.

4. do you have a crush on someone?
yes, the adorable one. it's a lifelong obsession, er attraction.

5. name one thing you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of.
zoloft, since let's face it, i am addicted to being on an antidepressant.

6. what famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
r2-du

7. what is your favorite pizza topping?
cheese, natch. i also like pineapple and canadian bacon.

8. this question is missing, so i'll just say that i also resemble, in personality
oscar the grouch

9. do you crack your knuckles?
absolutely not (gross), but i do pick at my cuticles.

10. what song do you hate most when it gets stuck in your head?
"money, money, money" (the theme to "the apprentice") or that awful song that is the opener for "blow out" on bravo

11. did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
nope.

12. what are your super powers?
my scathing wit that cuts both ways

13. what is the hardest thing you have faced?
being fired.

14. where are your car keys?
in my purse, where they always are.

15. whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
styro, will & mincemeat vixen

16. what is your most annoying habit?
does snoring count? how about farting? according to the adorable one it would be my tv viewing habits, but this comes from a person who regularly watches shows on ufos, crop circles, big foot, ghosts/ghoulies, goblins, etc. i mean, c'mon, he doesn't even get the brilliance that is "miami vice." sheesh!

17. where did you go on your last vacation?
beaver lake in arkansas, where we stayed in this awesome cottage with a glass wall that faced the lake.

18. if you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?
wow, what a long list--let's see, we would start with dr. jekyll/miss hyde, then it would be the head of shitty krappy & worthless, and after that it would be this ex-wichita state bball player.

19. what is my best physical feature?
my legs (according to the adorable one), although i would vote for my brain.

20. what cd is closest to you right now?
the soundtrack for "layercake"

21. what three things can always be found in your refrigerator?
unsalted butter, yogurt, and salsa. oh, and diet coke.

22. what superstition do you believe/practice?
black cat crossing your path and walking under a ladder can cause bad luck.

23. - 24. questions also missing

25. do you talk on your cellphone when you drive?
occasionally.

26. what would have your name have been if you had been born the opposite gender? if you don't know what name your parents would have chosen, what name would you chose for your other-gendered self?
i would go with jack, cause that just seems like a cool name.

27. what song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
the new madonna song, "sorry"

28. if you could go forward or backward in time and where would you go?
if i could go back in time, i think i would re-live my wedding day, but i would want to be employed like i am now, so i don't know how that would work. the day flew by so fast and i just wish i could have gotten up earlier and really relished the moments. if i could forward in time, i would want to be alive when space travel is common place and going to the planets is a normal thing.

29. what is your favorite harrison ford movie?
man, it's a toss-up between "star wars" and "raiders of the lost ark"--just can't choose.

30. what cd is in your stereo?
i'm listening to "the highest tide" (a book on cd) by jim lynch.

31. what ocd qualities do you have?
i probably lock my car (when i'm in it and when i get out) at least two or three times. also, my work desk has to be positively spotless.

32. how many kids do you want to have?
we hate kids, so the answer is zero.

33. if you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
wow, that's a toughie. i would have to go with viggo mortenson. two other guys that were in "lord of the rings" with him, karl urban (eomer) and marton csokas (celeborn, the elf king) are totally kissworthy. and from new zealand! coincidence? i think not.

34. would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know, even if they are famous?
i think i would be okay with it, the kiss. but the guilt that would follow would eat me up, as i consider kissing anyone other than my beloved to be cheating/breaking my marriage vows. so, when push comes to shove, i couldn't do it.

35. what do you do when no one is watching?
talk to myself, make faces at people, sing along to my ipod.

36. if they make a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for the job?
sarah michelle gellar.

37. would you rather die in a blaze of glory or die peacefully in your sleep?
peaceful in my sleep, as i'm big on sleeping anyway.

38. what candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
chicklets and wrigley's fruit zebra stripe gum

39. what is your favorite kid's movie?
harriett the spy

40. favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
u2

41. have you ever been in love?
yup and positively, with the adorable one.

42. do you talk to yourself?
all the time, natch.

43. is there anyone you wish would fall off the earth?
for real? absolutely--if i could make it happen, believe me, it would be done.

44. would you steal from the rich?
of course.