Copycat: Part Deux
in my ongoing quest to prove that imitation is the finest form of flattery, i'm going to post five weird things about me, thanks to the inspiration of the very smart, fun, and funky styrofoam kitty:
1. don't know if it's my diet, but i am a gaseous planet. if the hubbie is jupiter, then i'm easily saturn. maybe i need to cut down on the lettuce. or the garlic. or both. thankfully i am not the stinkbomb that is the hubbie--that man could easily end the war in iraq--all they need to do is ship him over and allow him to gas the caves and i guarantee ole osama bin laden would be running for fresh air in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
2. i have a serious addiction to shows like "miami vice", the original "battlestar galatica", "buck rogers", and other cheeseball shows like "the magnificent seven." this is how bad i had it for "miami vice"--when i was in the catty sorority, every night the usa channel would broadcast the show at 6:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. being the overly anal kook at even the tender age of 19, i would reserve the downstairs tv and vcr every day for those times, just so i could either watch and tape, just watch, or watch another taped episode of the show.
also, i get hooked on shows that never make it past the first two or three episodes (for example, "veritas: the quest" starring arnold vosloo of "the mummy" movies). and then i wonder what would have happened if the network would have let the show run all the episodes. i really think i should be in network programming, because i would get rid of drek like that jim belushi piece of crapola and make them re-broadcast great stuff, like the first couple of seasons of "nash bridges."
and all that crap on mtv like "sweet 16", "laguna beach," "made," "rich girls"--can't get enough of it. oh yay, i was a huge fan of "newlyweds" and was actually bummed that jessica and nick broke up. you would never know i'm 37. i'm also strangely addicted to any news about britney spears.
3. like george costanza, i'm a bathroom reader. you would be amazed how much time you can while away on the porcelain throne. the thing is, i'm just the happiest camper in my super pink girly bathroom, reading a good book or crack mag.
4. i like that feeling after having to pee really bad where you feel like all that pressure is off your bladder and you don't have to pee. that's a good feeling. also, i'm secure enough in myself to leave the bathroom door open at home when i pee. meanwhile my modest schmoopie keeps his bathroom door shut. but based on the gases and odors that man can produce, it's a good thing.
in my ongoing quest to prove that imitation is the finest form of flattery, i'm going to post five weird things about me, thanks to the inspiration of the very smart, fun, and funky styrofoam kitty:
1. don't know if it's my diet, but i am a gaseous planet. if the hubbie is jupiter, then i'm easily saturn. maybe i need to cut down on the lettuce. or the garlic. or both. thankfully i am not the stinkbomb that is the hubbie--that man could easily end the war in iraq--all they need to do is ship him over and allow him to gas the caves and i guarantee ole osama bin laden would be running for fresh air in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
2. i have a serious addiction to shows like "miami vice", the original "battlestar galatica", "buck rogers", and other cheeseball shows like "the magnificent seven." this is how bad i had it for "miami vice"--when i was in the catty sorority, every night the usa channel would broadcast the show at 6:00 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. being the overly anal kook at even the tender age of 19, i would reserve the downstairs tv and vcr every day for those times, just so i could either watch and tape, just watch, or watch another taped episode of the show.
also, i get hooked on shows that never make it past the first two or three episodes (for example, "veritas: the quest" starring arnold vosloo of "the mummy" movies). and then i wonder what would have happened if the network would have let the show run all the episodes. i really think i should be in network programming, because i would get rid of drek like that jim belushi piece of crapola and make them re-broadcast great stuff, like the first couple of seasons of "nash bridges."
and all that crap on mtv like "sweet 16", "laguna beach," "made," "rich girls"--can't get enough of it. oh yay, i was a huge fan of "newlyweds" and was actually bummed that jessica and nick broke up. you would never know i'm 37. i'm also strangely addicted to any news about britney spears.
3. like george costanza, i'm a bathroom reader. you would be amazed how much time you can while away on the porcelain throne. the thing is, i'm just the happiest camper in my super pink girly bathroom, reading a good book or crack mag.
4. i like that feeling after having to pee really bad where you feel like all that pressure is off your bladder and you don't have to pee. that's a good feeling. also, i'm secure enough in myself to leave the bathroom door open at home when i pee. meanwhile my modest schmoopie keeps his bathroom door shut. but based on the gases and odors that man can produce, it's a good thing.
5. i love to eat cold leftovers for breakfast--i've even gone so far to eat a cold burger and french fries. yes, i get it, it's weird. okay, i'm weird. i'm good with it.
posted by the princess at 1/23/2006
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