I Think It's Kinda Weird

that i haven't even talked about the bathroom at my new job. i mean, i'm a gal obsessed with bathrooms! and let's face it, the only one i really like and feel safe in is my own. anyways, the bathroom is alright--it took them a month to upgrade the thing with new tile or something, cuz it sure as heck wasn't the toilets, which for the four of them are all different models. i know this because they all have different flushing mechanisms (the adorable one calls it a plunger, but i know that's not right).

and all the toilet bowls have weird spots like someone dropped paint in the bowls. don't want to think that it's anything else.

did i mention that there are only four stalls? and that there is a phantom faucet that turns on by itself? all the faucets are motion activated, so i think they set it to be too sensitive. anyway, i kinda like it that it goes on and off by itself, quite randomly. i like it the same way that my dad and i like it when animals like shamu act up during a performance.

so where was i? oh yay, the bathroom. i've been mostly lucky that when i've had gastric distress, i've had the joint to myself, but i know that won't always be the case. i have even found a few bathrooms at the main hospital (being in marketing, we are located in crown center) that are nicely remote and always empty.

i just still dream of the day when i have my own bathroom. ah well, at least our bathroom has a lock that requires a number to be punched in to access to keep out the riff-raff.