Is It Too Much To Ask?

this morning i was experiencing gastric distress due to the combination of an overripe banana and yogurt. while i thought, as it was fairly early, i would have the bathroom to myself, naturally that was not the case. hence, i sorely wished i could have posted the above sign on the door. the worst offender was the excessive hand-washer--you know who i'm talking about. the person has to rinse their hands for ten minutes before applying the soap, then vigorously scrub their hands for another ten minutes, rinse their hands for another ten minutes, and finally and very thoroughly dry their hands. i'm ocd, but hey, i'm not that bad.