Dear Town & County Disposal

just want to tell you how much i appreciate that you left my trashcan knocked over and the lid on the other side of the street for me to retrieve after another long day at the office and a trip to the grocery store, otherwise known as hell house. for the record, your competition, the mob-run deffenbaugh, never did this kind of crap. almost makes me almost miss them.

i know this is a crazy concept, but you might want to think about being respectful of your client's property, even if it's only trashcans. cuz you never know when the powerfully vocal contingency of elderly roeland park residents will unite against you. and then you crappy, worthless trash company, are screwed.