Have You Noticed

that the sun is always up and shining in coffee commercials? i mean you never see some poor soul dragging their sorry ass out of the bed when it's still dark outside. it's kinda weird if you think about it. a large part of our coffee-drinking population is up way before the crack of dawn, but that demographic sure doesn't get the advertising love. no, it's only those lucky sobs that have all the time in the world to sip and savor their cuppa joe. maybe the idea is that we all wish we could be those bastards, waking up at a decent hour, having time to enjoy a warm beverage before really staring our day.

then again, i don't drink coffee. but i sure would love to live in a coffee commerical. those people have it made.